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Old 05-27-2017   #1
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Fidget Spinners Could Effect Earth's Center of Gravity!



One of the nation’s most respected physicists has warned that fidget spinners – a fad device popular with students – could have a harmful effect on the Earth’s centre of gravity.

In a research paper published in a leading scientific journal, Professor Michael Taylor of Denver, Colorado has outlined his findings that suggest the exponential growth of fidget spinners could theoretically throw the earth’s centre of gravity out of alignment.

Professor Taylor outlined how a cascade of fidget spinners, rotating in the same direction, could impact the rotation of the earth.

“Gravitational pull is an invisible force that causes massive objects to pull other objects towards them. For example, when a person jumps up in the air, it is the earth’s gravitational pull that causes them to return to the ground. In the case of fidget spinners, if enough of them are rotating in unison, they have the potential to create enough gravitational pull to effect the orbit of the planet.”

Assuming enough of the toys were spinning at the same time, Professor Taylor hypothesized that the impact could be devastating. “Many people may not realise this, but that earth’s centre of gravity is not as stable as you may think. A harmonized cascade of these fidget spinners, aligned in the direction of their spin, could be enough to modify the planet’s centre of gravity to the point that we deviate from our normal orbit.”







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Old 05-30-2017   #2
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Someone should get a huge flash mob together and try this. Maybe it's like Superman and we can reverse time by reversing the rotation of the earth! WOO HOO I can be young again!!





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Just imagine if we all 'meatspun' at once!






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That would change this public forum into private. Ew.









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Old 06-04-2017   #7
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That news release is total fake news just in case no one realized that.







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