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Old 12-25-2015   #1
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I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?



(no one is asking questions.....so....)







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Old 12-28-2015   #2
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Either a pencil or a candle.








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Old 12-28-2015   #3
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Old 12-28-2015   #4
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The official answer is candle. But I see how pencil applies just as well. Pencil candle is disqualified. ....just because...



Next one:

There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How do they manage to smoke?







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Old 01-04-2016   #5
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No guesses? So disapointing....


They throw one cigarette overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter.







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mmm, doesn't count. doesn't solve riddle. your boat is lighter, and those guys still aint smoking yet.









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Probably smokin each others poles.








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Old 01-05-2016   #8
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Ok ya that one doesn't count. It was just funny.

OK here is a real one. Logic riddle. Shouldn't be too hard:
Brothers and sisters I have none but this man's father is my father's son. Who is the man?







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Old 01-05-2016   #10
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No it is not the promising presidential candidate.







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The man who builds it doesn't need it.

The man who buys it doesn't want it.

The man who uses it doesn't know it.

What am I?

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That is also the wrong answer. :)







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