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01-01-2010

haha nice

AEJustin1 · 01-02-2010

Chenzo · 01-04-2010

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AWESOME.

AEJustin1 · 01-04-2010

[SS]Wally · 01-04-2010

Xtra Stupid Xbox Thief Gets Busted

There's a cottage industry in making fun of dumb criminals, but every day someone else steps up with a brand new foolish way of making an ass of himself while committing a crime. In this case, a Bronx man did himself in by logging into a stolen Xbox.

"John Doe" was apparently pretty good at breaking into homes and cars and making off with electronics. But the mistake that led to his arrest was logging in to the Xbox he had just stolen and deciding to play some online games.

As it happens, the boy he stole the Xbox from was playing on a different Xbox and saw that his own account was activated. So he told his parents. And they told the cops. And the cops tracked the IP address back to Gilliam's grandmother's house.

In the house cops found GPS units, laptops, Xboxes, Playstations and stolen credit cards. Presumably, they also found Gilliam in the midst of a round of "Halo" with no idea what the hell had just happened.

[SS]Wally · 01-04-2010

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Originally Posted by AEJustin1

Hahahahaha

[SS]Wally · 01-06-2010

Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure

ZWINGLE, Iowa - Ask this Iowa wife if she got the perfect birthday present and she'll tell you her hubby "dung good."

Carole and Dick Kleis live together on their eastern Iowa farm. This year for her birthday, Dick used more than 120,000 pounds of manure to spell out a special message. It basically says 'Happy Birthday, Love You,' but in shorthand.

And it only took three hours to spell it all out in a stinky, but mushy way.

"It's not hard," said Kleis. "Any manure will work but the good, soft, gushy, warm stuff works the best. It kind of melts the snow."

Carole say Dick's birthday is in May and she's already thinking of ways to beat out his gift.

Chenzo · 01-07-2010

[SS]Wally · 01-07-2010

AEJustin1 · 01-07-2010

AEJustin1 · 01-07-2010

[SS]Rator · 01-07-2010

DatGuy · 01-07-2010

Tagger · 01-07-2010

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That's a great one Justin!

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[SS]Wally ‘The Umbrella Man’ Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Minneapolis, MN USA Posts: 8,674	Xtra Stupid Xbox Thief Gets Busted There's a cottage industry in making fun of dumb criminals, but every day someone else steps up with a brand new foolish way of making an ass of himself while committing a crime. In this case, a Bronx man did himself in by logging into a stolen Xbox. "John Doe" was apparently pretty good at breaking into homes and cars and making off with electronics. But the mistake that led to his arrest was logging in to the Xbox he had just stolen and deciding to play some online games. As it happens, the boy he stole the Xbox from was playing on a different Xbox and saw that his own account was activated. So he told his parents. And they told the cops. And the cops tracked the IP address back to Gilliam's grandmother's house. In the house cops found GPS units, laptops, Xboxes, Playstations and stolen credit cards. Presumably, they also found Gilliam in the midst of a round of "Halo" with no idea what the hell had just happened. "Guns don't kill people, lasers do." - Wally "I don't like repeat offenders, I like dead offenders". - Ted Nugent Born On Date: 1-30-2007

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[SS]Wally ‘The Umbrella Man’ Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Minneapolis, MN USA Posts: 8,674	Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure ZWINGLE, Iowa - Ask this Iowa wife if she got the perfect birthday present and she'll tell you her hubby "dung good." Carole and Dick Kleis live together on their eastern Iowa farm. This year for her birthday, Dick used more than 120,000 pounds of manure to spell out a special message. It basically says 'Happy Birthday, Love You,' but in shorthand. And it only took three hours to spell it all out in a stinky, but mushy way. "It's not hard," said Kleis. "Any manure will work but the good, soft, gushy, warm stuff works the best. It kind of melts the snow." Carole say Dick's birthday is in May and she's already thinking of ways to beat out his gift. "Guns don't kill people, lasers do." - Wally "I don't like repeat offenders, I like dead offenders". - Ted Nugent Born On Date: 1-30-2007

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