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[SS]Chief · 06-05-2013

Pretty funny...

[SS]Snakebite · 06-06-2013

For you hoopsters out there.... this is pretty much how I spent my teenage years. We would just take turns playing at each others house until we broke the goals, then swap. lol

[SS]Chief · 06-06-2013

Very kick ass...

These where my favorite...

[SS]Midnight · 06-14-2013

Rator is the reply guy.

[SS]Snakebite · 06-14-2013

okay Midnight, that's funny right thar!

I see "your" grammer nazi and raise you a real cattle drive....

[SS]Chief · 06-15-2013

Show, I thought about you and I when I saw this....to funny.

[SS]Chief · 06-19-2013

My new Gym...hope it helps.

[SS]Midnight · 06-21-2013

Oh ya and this:

[SS]Midnight · 06-23-2013

This is a product for sale on Amazon.com. The reviews are what is funny:

ok...this first one...I just noticed as I was copy/pasting that the reviewer is listed as George Takei. LOL!!!
Ya I am just gonna leave it at that. Search "55 gal lube" on amazons site to read the rest of the reviews.

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4,644 of 4,687 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Try this at home. June 15, 2013
By George Takei
Brad and I will be Grand Marshals at this year's San Diego Pride Parade, and we were looking for just the right touch to add a bit of pizazz to our appearance. So when we stumbled across the PASSION NATURAL WATER BASED LUBRICANT - 55 GALLON drum, we felt we'd struck gold: "Just enough volume to soak an entire parade of spectators, and yet fits easily in our float." Double win.

Now, how to spray the lube on the excited on-lookers? Why, by water pump gun, of course. To test out our delivery mechanism, we purchased a drum for our back yard and set up a slip and slide. I had Brad charge toward me down the slide, and I fired at will. It helped to imagine he was a Klingon Bird of Prey: Target that explosion and FIRE.

What I didn't expect was that Brad's forward momentum would cause him to crash into me, upending the entire drum along with us. Utter chaos. Our unfortunate cats, who had come out to judge our activities as cats will, were caught in the deluge. Looking like drowned rats, they howled and sped around the yard in hysterical circles, then tried for ten minutes to climb a tree.

Once again, the neighbors thought we'd set something on fire, so the LAFD arrived shortly afterwards. Try explaining any of this to a stranger, especially a hunky one in uniform. "Hose me down?" I offered. He kindly did, then retrieved our cats out of the tree with only minor scratches to the face. (They still aren't speaking to us, by the way.)

Bottom line, we decided against soaking the Pride Parade revelers lest it create an "incident" that could upstage us entirely. But we do have a great new weekend fun activity.
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The other funny thing is that the most viewed item in the "What others view after viewing this" section is this item.....and the reviews for it...LOL

Large Vinyl Gender Neutral Asian

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67 of 73 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Not good at math May 12, 2013
By Angelina Jolie
Durability: 5.0 out of 5 stars Educational: 4.0 out of 5 stars Fun: 2.0 out of 5 stars
I bought this to tutor my children in advanced mathematics but this is actually an inanimate doll and not an Asian child. Would not do business with again
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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Much better than Gender Specific Asian June 15, 2013
By A. Harris
Educational: 5.0 out of 5 stars Fun: 5.0 out of 5 stars
I ordered this doll for my niece after a disastrous Christmas with the Gender Specific Asian Doll. Gender neutrality is so much better! Tiny latex genitalia are just traumatic, I don't care what anyone says.
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3 of 5 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Gender neutral? Or pretty accurate? June 16, 2013
By A. Ho.
Durability: 1.0 out of 5 stars Educational: 1.0 out of 5 stars Fun: 1.0 out of 5 stars
I bought this as a birthday gift for my daughter's little kindergarten friend. I'm glad you specified it was gender neutral, because I couldn't tell. Having dated 3 Asian men in my life, the doll looked pretty accurate to me.
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[SS]Rator · 06-23-2013

ok great gonna get these forums shut down now

[SS]Sabotage · 06-23-2013

I can't stop laughing. Chief this is why this is YOUR warehouse.

[SS]Midnight · 06-23-2013

I am still trying to figure out which review for the lube is Shooters... I know he has a drum or two....

[SS]Chief · 07-06-2013

This is what society has come too.

[SS]Midnight · 07-06-2013

ROTFL!

06-05-2013	#1921
[SS]Midnight Lima Oscar Lima! Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 8,276	"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! NOBODY!" -- White Goodman

06-05-2013	#1922
[SS]Chief Brew Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Desert Posts: 7,070	Pretty funny... "Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!"

06-06-2013	#1924
[SS]Chief Brew Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Desert Posts: 7,070	Very kick ass... These where my favorite... "Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!"

06-21-2013	#1929
[SS]Midnight Lima Oscar Lima! Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 8,276	Oh ya and this: "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! NOBODY!" -- White Goodman Last edited by [SS]Midnight : 06-21-2013 at 07:57 PM.

06-23-2013	#1931
[SS]Rator Sea Snipers® Owner/Leader Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: US Posts: 24,237	ok great gonna get these forums shut down now I'm gonna ask you questions, and every time you don't give me answers, I'm gonna cut something off. And I promise you... they will be things you will miss!

06-06-2013	#1923
[SS]Snakebite Thats Mr Sarcastic to you Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Right behind you Posts: 6,451	For you hoopsters out there.... this is pretty much how I spent my teenage years. We would just take turns playing at each others house until we broke the goals, then swap. lol

06-14-2013	#1926
[SS]Snakebite Thats Mr Sarcastic to you Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Right behind you Posts: 6,451	okay Midnight, that's funny right thar! I see "your" grammer nazi and raise you a real cattle drive....

06-23-2013	#1932
[SS]Sabotage Eyes In The Skies Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 3,102	I can't stop laughing. Chief this is why this is YOUR warehouse. You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

06-23-2013	#1933
[SS]Midnight Lima Oscar Lima! Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 8,276	I am still trying to figure out which review for the lube is Shooters... I know he has a drum or two.... "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! NOBODY!" -- White Goodman

07-06-2013	#1935
[SS]Midnight Lima Oscar Lima! Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 8,276	ROTFL! "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! NOBODY!" -- White Goodman

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