End of the World starts tomorrow

DatGuy · 09-09-2008

http://www.efluxmedia.com/news_Updat...nch_23799.html

The European Organization for Nuclear Research, also known as CERN, is ready to step into the next phase of its biggest and most expensive experiment to date. Over the past few years the agency has spent more than $8 billion working on a 27-km long tunnel near Geneva, which is packed with today’s latest technology.

The Large Hadron Collider, as the Geneva machine is called, will recreate never before seen nature conditions by putting together subatomic particles called protons.

The massive amount of data will be analyzed by 300 computer centers from 50 countries, turning it into the biggest computing exercise in history.

There have been several voices claiming that once the machine will be fired up it will generate a black hole over Geneva. These rumors have been firmly denied by the organization’s officials. They explained that "any black hole produced would be much smaller than those known to astrophysicists," as the particle energy created by the LHC will be roughly the same as that of two mosquitos colliding.

The entire mission so far is considered a general success, as it managed to bring together people from all over the world, scientists with different visions and methods.

The official start is scheduled for September 10 and everyone awaits the moment, as the pressure and enthusiasm have been building up for several weeks now. Even though it will not bring any improvement to our lives, the mission is considered a significant step forward for

Chenzo · 09-09-2008

I always read it as the Hardon Collider.

hahaha...

Higgs Boson... the 'God Particle'.

cool.

[SS]Shooter · 09-09-2008

I am optimistic this research will really help the science of mankind turn a corner, allowing for new technology -- perhaps ultimately resulting in the creation of a process that can produce a lubricating jelly slicker than Astroglide (the current 'standard' in personal jellies).

I call it the Big Slick Bang Theory.

Chenzo · 09-09-2008

ok, I lol'd!

Chenzo · 09-09-2008

just keep hitting F5 on this site tomorrow:

http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/

[SS]Midnight · 09-09-2008

LOL Chenzo. That is fun e.

[SS]ProXimo · 09-10-2008

Is anyone there?

Hello.... can you hear me?

Guess everything went just fine or I am the last guy alive.

DatGuy · 09-10-2008

you're the last guy alive, I be communicating from the dead

[SS]Midnight · 09-10-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chenzo

just keep hitting F5 on this site tomorrow:

http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/

NO

barpoet · 09-14-2008

Whatever Happened with the Atom smasher thing? anyone hear about it?

[RVN] SgtJoeFriday · 09-15-2008

lol they're talking about the atom smasher thingy. And last thing I read they will be breaking her in slowly. First running an atom one way, and slowly calibrating the test equipment. Then running atoms the other way and getting her nice and lubed up. Then the big collison and .....release. ahh that was nice. Anyone for a smoke?

[SS]Midnight · 09-15-2008

heh....talk more sexy science!

PAs_SCORPION · 09-15-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by [WDA] SgtJoeFriday

lol they're talking about the atom smasher thingy. And last thing I read they will be breaking her in slowly. First running an atom one way, and slowly calibrating the test equipment. Then running atoms the other way and getting her nice and lubed up. Then the big collison and .....release. ahh that was nice. Anyone for a smoke?

too funny..

Sabotage · 09-15-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by [SS]DatGuy

you're the last guy alive, I be communicating from the dead

Uh in case you guys haven't realized you are all dead already we are just living in the afterlife and I am your leader..... what are you waiting for... Bow.... Bow dammit.

Just a little evil side of me I have to express every now and again.

09-09-2008	#1
DatGuy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 6,546	End of the World starts tomorrow http://www.efluxmedia.com/news_Updat...nch_23799.html The European Organization for Nuclear Research, also known as CERN, is ready to step into the next phase of its biggest and most expensive experiment to date. Over the past few years the agency has spent more than $8 billion working on a 27-km long tunnel near Geneva, which is packed with today’s latest technology. The Large Hadron Collider, as the Geneva machine is called, will recreate never before seen nature conditions by putting together subatomic particles called protons. The massive amount of data will be analyzed by 300 computer centers from 50 countries, turning it into the biggest computing exercise in history. There have been several voices claiming that once the machine will be fired up it will generate a black hole over Geneva. These rumors have been firmly denied by the organization’s officials. They explained that "any black hole produced would be much smaller than those known to astrophysicists," as the particle energy created by the LHC will be roughly the same as that of two mosquitos colliding. The entire mission so far is considered a general success, as it managed to bring together people from all over the world, scientists with different visions and methods. The official start is scheduled for September 10 and everyone awaits the moment, as the pressure and enthusiasm have been building up for several weeks now. Even though it will not bring any improvement to our lives, the mission is considered a significant step forward for DatGuy "doubts my connections".

09-09-2008	#3
[SS]Shooter CO of Recruit Instruction Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Recruit Re-Education Center Posts: 5,047	I am optimistic this research will really help the science of mankind turn a corner, allowing for new technology -- perhaps ultimately resulting in the creation of a process that can produce a lubricating jelly slicker than Astroglide (the current 'standard' in personal jellies). I call it the Big Slick Bang Theory. *Keep your ears buttered up while I set fire to the rain!*

09-09-2008	#6
[SS]Midnight Lima Oscar Lima! Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 8,276	LOL Chenzo. That is fun e. "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! NOBODY!" -- White Goodman

09-10-2008	#8
DatGuy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 6,546	you're the last guy alive, I be communicating from the dead DatGuy "doubts my connections".

09-15-2008	#12
[SS]Midnight Lima Oscar Lima! Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 8,276	heh....talk more sexy science! "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! NOBODY!" -- White Goodman

09-09-2008	#2
Chenzo Commies Beware Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Norad Posts: 2,978	I always read it as the Hardon Collider. hahaha... Higgs Boson... the 'God Particle'. cool.

09-10-2008	#7
[SS]ProXimo Proximo Studios Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Sachse, TX Posts: 1,996	Is anyone there? Hello.... can you hear me? Guess everything went just fine or I am the last guy alive.

09-14-2008	#10
barpoet Registered User Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Herndon, Va Posts: 17	Whatever Happened with the Atom smasher thing? anyone hear about it?

09-15-2008	#11
[RVN] SgtJoeFriday Registered User Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Laurinburg, NC But Bend, OR is home Posts: 87	lol they're talking about the atom smasher thingy. And last thing I read they will be breaking her in slowly. First running an atom one way, and slowly calibrating the test equipment. Then running atoms the other way and getting her nice and lubed up. Then the big collison and .....release. ahh that was nice. Anyone for a smoke?

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