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Old 05-05-2011   #1666
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I couldn't find the DOG thread so the funny thread will have to do.


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Old 05-05-2011   #1667
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Old 05-06-2011   #1668
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So I'm working on my LARPing costume and I have no idea what to be.....

Perhaps a few ideas?








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Old 05-12-2011   #1669
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I know most of the nation is busy trading conspiracy theories over President Obama and the death of Osama bin Laden, but let's not forget the breaking news from the Empire. In today's Galactic Empire Times, Darth Vader has officially confirmed the death of Obi-Wan Kenobi, stating:
"...[T]hat agents of the Imperial Army and stormtroopers of the 501st Legion had finally cornered Kenobi, one of the leaders of the Jedi rebellion, who had eluded the Empire for nearly two decades. Imperial officials said Kenobi resisted and was cut down by Lord Vader's own lightsaber. He was later dumped out of an airlock"
For those of you who continue to doubt the passing of one of the galaxy's last remaining Jedis, keep in mind that the Imperial government has yet to provide photographic proof of what happened. Also, eyewitnesses reports that Kenobi's body actually disappeared when he was cut down by Vader, per Jedi tradition--which leads to the question, what body was dumped out of the airlock? Think about it.


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Old 05-15-2011   #1670
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Old 05-16-2011   #1671
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Old 05-16-2011   #1672
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That was funny? I guess I missed it...
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Old 05-18-2011   #1673
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Old 05-21-2011   #1674
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Chuck is awesome.


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The Ultimate Top 25 Chuck Norris “The Programmer” Jokes

1. When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it’s across the room.
2. All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
3. Chuck Norris doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
4. Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
5. Chuck Norris can’t test for equality because he has no equal.
6. Chuck Norris doesn’t need garbage collection because he doesn’t call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
7. Chuck Norris’s first program was kill -9.
8. Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
9. All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
10. MySpace actually isn’t your space, it’s Chuck’s (he just lets you use it).
11. Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions…and have them return.
12. Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
13. The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
14. Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
15. Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations…ever.
16. Chuck Norris doesn’t use web standards as the web will conform to him.
17. “It works on my machine” always holds true for Chuck Norris.
18. Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
19. Chuck Norris doesn’t do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
20. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
21. Chuck Norris’s beard can type 140 wpm.
22. Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
23. Chuck Norris doesn’t bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
24. Chuck Norris’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
25. When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message “Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?”.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI.

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

Chuck Norris can read all encrypted data, because nothing can hide from Chuck Norris.







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Old 05-21-2011   #1675
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LOVE EM! Chuck Facts rule!

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Old 05-31-2011   #1676
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^^ LOL that is awesome

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Old 05-31-2011   #1679
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Yeah, I'm so glad I took the tme to watch that.

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Old 05-31-2011   #1680
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Yeah, I'm so glad I took the tme to watch that.
Ya....I was waiting for the dog to fall in or something. But no...just a dog peeing and taking a dump. My dog poops bigger than that dog.







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