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It was the last day before Christmas Break and the teacher decides she is going to let the kids go home early. She says the catch is she will ask questions and the first kid to answer correctly will get to go home early.
Little Johnny is excited about this as he is really ready to go home. The teacher asks the first question, "Who said four score and seven years ago?" Before Little Johnny could answer, a little girl yelled out, "Abraham Lincoln!" The teacher says that is correct and you can go home now! Little Johnny is upset that he didn't answer in time. The 2nd question comes up now, "Who said "I have a dream?" Again before Little Johnny could answer another little girl yells out, " Martin Luther King, Jr.!!" She gets to go home early, now Little Johnny is really getting mad! The 3rd question comes up, "Who said ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?" Little Johnny is about to answer when a girl in the back yells out, " J.F.K.!!" She gets to go home now and Little Johnny is pissed off now. He turn around to the guys behind him and says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!!" The teacher then asks, "Alright who said that???" To which Little Johnny yells out, " TIGER WOODS!!! NOW CAN I GO HOME???" If you don't stand behind our troops. Please feel free to stand in front of them... PROUD to be an AMERICAN! |
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lol that cheese curry ad is just flat out funny. Typical Japanese.
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Heh. Funny. My dog would get "shock treatment" if she did something like that.
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Mom calls 911 over son's video-game habit
Boston police eventually persuade teen to put down the controller The Associated Press updated 7:42 p.m. CT, Mon., Dec . 21, 2009 BOSTON - Police say a frustrated Boston woman called 911 to say she couldn't get her 14-year-old son to stop playing video games and go to sleep. Police spokesman Officer Joe Zanoli said Monday the mother called for help around 2:30 a.m. ET Saturday to say that the teenager also walked around the house and turned on all the lights. Two officers who responded to the house persuaded the child to obey his mother. Zanoli says the mother's 911 call over video game obsession "was a little unusual, but by no means is it surprising — especially in today's day and age when these kids play video games and computer games." The Boston Herald first reported the 911 call, saying the boy was playing the popular "Grand Theft Auto" game. "Guns don't kill people, lasers do." - Wally "I don't like repeat offenders, I like dead offenders". - Ted Nugent Born On Date: 1-30-2007 |
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that should be in the fail thread - PARENTING FAIL!
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AEJustin1 I would have had a much better and more enriched life had I not read that.
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Funny cause it's probably true.
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