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AEJustin1 · 12-15-2009

It was the last day before Christmas Break and the teacher decides she is going to let the kids go home early. She says the catch is she will ask questions and the first kid to answer correctly will get to go home early.

Little Johnny is excited about this as he is really ready to go home. The teacher asks the first question, "Who said four score and seven years ago?"
Before Little Johnny could answer, a little girl yelled out, "Abraham Lincoln!"

The teacher says that is correct and you can go home now! Little Johnny is upset that he didn't answer in time. The 2nd question comes up now, "Who said "I have a dream?" Again before Little Johnny could answer another little girl yells out, " Martin Luther King, Jr.!!" She gets to go home early, now Little Johnny is really getting mad!

The 3rd question comes up, "Who said ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?" Little Johnny is about to answer when a girl in the back yells out, " J.F.K.!!" She gets to go home now and Little Johnny is pissed off now.

He turn around to the guys behind him and says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!!" The teacher then asks, "Alright who said that???" To which Little Johnny yells out, " TIGER WOODS!!! NOW CAN I GO HOME???"

Sabotage · 12-15-2009

lol that cheese curry ad is just flat out funny. Typical Japanese.

Tagger · 12-16-2009

[SS]Midnight · 12-16-2009

Heh. Funny. My dog would get "shock treatment" if she did something like that.

AEJustin1 · 12-19-2009

[SS]Chief · 12-19-2009

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Originally Posted by AEJustin1

I LOVE IT!!!! That is classic.....

12-19-2009

[SS]Midnight · 12-19-2009

Sou teu no ukelele @ Yahoo! Video

AEJustin1 · 12-20-2009

[SS]Wally · 12-22-2009

Mom calls 911 over son's video-game habit
Boston police eventually persuade teen to put down the controller
The Associated Press
updated 7:42 p.m. CT, Mon., Dec . 21, 2009

BOSTON - Police say a frustrated Boston woman called 911 to say she couldn't get her 14-year-old son to stop playing video games and go to sleep.

Police spokesman Officer Joe Zanoli said Monday the mother called for help around 2:30 a.m. ET Saturday to say that the teenager also walked around the house and turned on all the lights.

Two officers who responded to the house persuaded the child to obey his mother.

Zanoli says the mother's 911 call over video game obsession "was a little unusual, but by no means is it surprising — especially in today's day and age when these kids play video games and computer games."

The Boston Herald first reported the 911 call, saying the boy was playing the popular "Grand Theft Auto" game.

DatGuy · 12-22-2009

that should be in the fail thread - PARENTING FAIL!

[SS]Midnight · 12-22-2009

AEJustin1 I would have had a much better and more enriched life had I not read that.

Thanks.

And yes the kid up all night playing games is a parenting fail. TAKE THE POWER CORD.

[SS]Midnight · 12-23-2009

Funny cause it's probably true.

Quote:

Record Snowfall

The Federal Government was closed Monday after record snowfall in Washington, D.C.

The government was paralyzed and unable to get anything done. Experts estimate the storm saved the country about 10 billion dollars.

- Jim Barach

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12-15-2009	#1203
AEJustin1 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Lexington, Ky Posts: 1,232	It was the last day before Christmas Break and the teacher decides she is going to let the kids go home early. She says the catch is she will ask questions and the first kid to answer correctly will get to go home early. Little Johnny is excited about this as he is really ready to go home. The teacher asks the first question, "Who said four score and seven years ago?" Before Little Johnny could answer, a little girl yelled out, "Abraham Lincoln!" The teacher says that is correct and you can go home now! Little Johnny is upset that he didn't answer in time. The 2nd question comes up now, "Who said "I have a dream?" Again before Little Johnny could answer another little girl yells out, " Martin Luther King, Jr.!!" She gets to go home early, now Little Johnny is really getting mad! The 3rd question comes up, "Who said ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?" Little Johnny is about to answer when a girl in the back yells out, " J.F.K.!!" She gets to go home now and Little Johnny is pissed off now. He turn around to the guys behind him and says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!!" The teacher then asks, "Alright who said that???" To which Little Johnny yells out, " TIGER WOODS!!! NOW CAN I GO HOME???" If you don't stand behind our troops. Please feel free to stand in front of them... PROUD to be an AMERICAN!

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Sabotage Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 1,671	lol that cheese curry ad is just flat out funny. Typical Japanese. "I am an indestructible master of war" - Disturbed “Hitler built a fortress around Europe, but he forgot to put a roof on it.”- Franklin D. Roosevelt

12-16-2009	#1206
[SS]Midnight Lima Oscar Lima! Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 8,276	Heh. Funny. My dog would get "shock treatment" if she did something like that. "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! NOBODY!" -- White Goodman

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AEJustin1 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Lexington, Ky Posts: 1,232	If you don't stand behind our troops. Please feel free to stand in front of them... PROUD to be an AMERICAN!

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[SS]Midnight Lima Oscar Lima! Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 8,276	Sou teu no ukelele @ Yahoo! Video "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! NOBODY!" -- White Goodman

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AEJustin1 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Lexington, Ky Posts: 1,232	If you don't stand behind our troops. Please feel free to stand in front of them... PROUD to be an AMERICAN!

12-22-2009	#1212
[SS]Wally ‘The Umbrella Man’ Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Minneapolis, MN USA Posts: 8,674	Mom calls 911 over son's video-game habit Boston police eventually persuade teen to put down the controller The Associated Press updated 7:42 p.m. CT, Mon., Dec . 21, 2009 BOSTON - Police say a frustrated Boston woman called 911 to say she couldn't get her 14-year-old son to stop playing video games and go to sleep. Police spokesman Officer Joe Zanoli said Monday the mother called for help around 2:30 a.m. ET Saturday to say that the teenager also walked around the house and turned on all the lights. Two officers who responded to the house persuaded the child to obey his mother. Zanoli says the mother's 911 call over video game obsession "was a little unusual, but by no means is it surprising — especially in today's day and age when these kids play video games and computer games." The Boston Herald first reported the 911 call, saying the boy was playing the popular "Grand Theft Auto" game. "Guns don't kill people, lasers do." - Wally "I don't like repeat offenders, I like dead offenders". - Ted Nugent Born On Date: 1-30-2007

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DatGuy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 6,546	that should be in the fail thread - PARENTING FAIL! DatGuy "doubts my connections".

12-22-2009	#1214
[SS]Midnight Lima Oscar Lima! Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 8,276	AEJustin1 I would have had a much better and more enriched life had I not read that. Thanks. And yes the kid up all night playing games is a parenting fail. TAKE THE POWER CORD. "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! NOBODY!" -- White Goodman

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