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#1111 |
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Toronto, ON
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WIN!
that was awesome...lol DatGuy "doubts my connections". |
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#1112 |
Lima Oscar Lima!
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 8,276
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RAWFUL!!!!!!! Om my SMERF that was funnay! ROR!!!!
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#1113 |
Brew Master
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Desert
Posts: 7,070
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Now that IS funny!! I'm RORing.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!" |
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#1114 |
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Lexington, Ky
Posts: 1,232
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LMFAO that's good
If you don't stand behind our troops. Please feel free to stand in front of them... PROUD to be an AMERICAN! |
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#1115 |
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Lexington, Ky
Posts: 1,232
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If you don't stand behind our troops. Please feel free to stand in front of them... PROUD to be an AMERICAN! |
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#1116 |
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sacramento, CA
Posts: 1,671
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HA HA HA HA that's what that douchebag gets!
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#1117 |
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Toronto, ON
Posts: 6,546
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![]() DatGuy "doubts my connections". |
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#1118 |
‘The Umbrella Man’
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Minneapolis, MN USA
Posts: 8,674
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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male..... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. AND; He said . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you? He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . ....That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and pass gas! He said . .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said . . We don't know; it has never happened. She said .. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? He said ...... . . They already have boyfriends. She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? He said . . . A widow. He said . .. .. Why are married women heavier than single women? She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "Guns don't kill people, lasers do." - Wally "I don't like repeat offenders, I like dead offenders". - Ted Nugent Born On Date: 1-30-2007 |
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#1119 |
Lima Oscar Lima!
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 8,276
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#1120 |
Commies Beware
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Norad
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#1121 |
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Lexington, Ky
Posts: 1,232
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#1122 |
Lima Oscar Lima!
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 8,276
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LOL I hope this guy is at my Game Stop for the MW2 midnight release.
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#1123 |
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Lexington, Ky
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damn lol that was pretty crazy
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#1124 |
Lima Oscar Lima!
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 8,276
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#1125 | |
Lima Oscar Lima!
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 8,276
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Shooter's dating add.
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