10-31-2009 | #1111 |
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WIN!
that was awesome...lol DatGuy "doubts my connections". |
10-31-2009 | #1112 |
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RAWFUL!!!!!!! Om my SMERF that was funnay! ROR!!!!
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10-31-2009 | #1113 |
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Now that IS funny!! I'm RORing.... "Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!" |
10-31-2009 | #1114 |
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LMFAO that's good
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11-01-2009 | #1115 |
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If you don't stand behind our troops. Please feel free to stand in front of them... PROUD to be an AMERICAN! |
11-02-2009 | #1116 |
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HA HA HA HA that's what that douchebag gets!
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11-02-2009 | #1117 |
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DatGuy "doubts my connections". |
11-04-2009 | #1118 |
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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male..... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. AND; He said . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you? He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . ....That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and pass gas! He said . .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said . . We don't know; it has never happened. She said .. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? He said ...... . . They already have boyfriends. She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? He said . . . A widow. He said . .. .. Why are married women heavier than single women? She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. "Guns don't kill people, lasers do." - Wally "I don't like repeat offenders, I like dead offenders". - Ted Nugent Born On Date: 1-30-2007 |
11-04-2009 | #1119 |
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11-05-2009 | #1120 |
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11-05-2009 | #1121 |
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If you don't stand behind our troops. Please feel free to stand in front of them... PROUD to be an AMERICAN! |
11-05-2009 | #1122 |
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LOL I hope this guy is at my Game Stop for the MW2 midnight release.
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11-05-2009 | #1123 |
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damn lol that was pretty crazy
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11-06-2009 | #1124 |
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11-06-2009 | #1125 | |
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Shooter's dating add.
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