You know what's funny?

[DatGuy]

WIN!

that was awesome...lol

[[SS]Midnight]

RAWFUL!!!!!!! Om my SMERF that was funnay! ROR!!!!

[[SS]Chief]

Originally Posted by [SS]Midnight

RAWFUL!!!!!!! Om my SMERF that was funnay! ROR!!!!

Now that IS funny!! I'm RORing....

[AEJustin1]

LMFAO that's good

[AEJustin1]

[Sabotage]

HA HA HA HA that's what that douchebag gets!

[DatGuy]

[[SS]Wally]

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood..
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male..... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

AND;

He said . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in
it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . ....That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I
sit on the sofa and pass gas!

He said . .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave
you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.

She said .. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
Good- looking?
He said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.

She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
night?
He said . . . A widow.

He said . .. .. Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to
bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

[[SS]Midnight]

Originally Posted by [SS]DatGuy

Repost.

I posted it.

[Chenzo]

Originally Posted by [SS]Midnight

Repost.

I posted it.

Still... awesome.

[AEJustin1]

[[SS]Midnight]

LOL I hope this guy is at my Game Stop for the MW2 midnight release.

[AEJustin1]

damn lol that was pretty crazy

[[SS]Midnight]

[[SS]Midnight]

Shooter's dating add.

sluts are cool and they get around i’m sure but i’m looking for a woman from18 to 60 NO OLDER THAN 65 (I’m serious this time!!)
please drive a truck or jeep type car.
please have long or short hair.
I’ve told you before, “IF YOU’RE MY KIND OF WOMAN I’LL KNOW RIGHT AWAY”.
please don’t hahve the diabetes if you’re over 43(ish).
Now listhen to this! I like to see you naked between the 1st and 5ht dates. And i don’t want to meet your kids right away. thisis a spacial thing between me and you fornow because i’m into romance and sex type things real quick.
Wait i thought of something else – i will HAVE to see a PICTURE from you (and i need to know where you like to eat). i am not having a lot money right now LOL. times are tougher than leather right now and i’m down like four flat tires.
SO don’t lie about shit that isn’t true just to get me arrested. YES that’s happened before but i was just in jail for a couple weeks and YES i was gay for the stay but i haven’t done that since i got out SO NO MEN PLEASE this is only for the LADIES! 18 TO 60! ONLY!
SO i’m average and not skinny and not fat but i am mising 1 finger from a long time ago. it doesn’t matter though.
you can call me from a cell phone or pay phone I DON’T CARE.