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BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Edit, not quite as funny, but funny none the less:) Last edited by Chenzo : 08-04-2008 at 02:04 PM. |
08-04-2008 | #348 |
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LOL no those were both good.
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lmao Midnight with the NSFW post, and Chenz, man that HAS to be a repost.
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It's old, but I never saw it before...
it's definitely not in this post. |
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omg i swear it is. Ill make the recruit find it...
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The guitar kid is photoshoped but even if he wasn't in there I would still have to say WTF.
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Ouch....
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That Joker Gif is awesome!
And I snarfed at a couple parts in that video. "I am an indestructible master of war" - Disturbed “Hitler built a fortress around Europe, but he forgot to put a roof on it.”- Franklin D. Roosevelt |
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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her. DatGuy "doubts my connections". |
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