03-30-2015 | #2101 |
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I like the SNL one...the others = Lame-O.
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04-03-2015 | #2102 |
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04-13-2015 | #2103 |
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"Guns don't kill people, lasers do." - Wally "I don't like repeat offenders, I like dead offenders". - Ted Nugent Born On Date: 1-30-2007 |
04-13-2015 | #2104 |
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Snake that was crazy ROFL! But did he sleep with the entire Wu-Tang group?
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04-29-2015 | #2105 |
Lima Oscar Lima!
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05-01-2015 | #2106 |
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Just got this in an email and got a good laugh, thought I'd pass it along.
Federal Bureau of Investigation Field Intelligence Unit J. Edgar Hoover Bldg. 935 Pennsylvania Ave NW Washington, DC 20535, USA. Urgent Attention: Beneficiary, I am special agent Mark A. Morgan from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Field Intelligence Unit. We have just intercepted and confiscated two trunks at John F Kennedy International Airport in Jamaica New York, NY 11430 coming from a foreign country. We crosschecked the content of the boxes and found it contained a total sum of $4.1 million dollars. Also with one of the trunks were documents with your name as the receiver of the money. As we progressed in our investigations of the Diplomat which accompanied the trunks into the United States we learned that he was to deliver these funds to your residence as payment of an inheritance/winning, which was due to you. Further checks on the consignment, we found out that the consignment paperwork lacked the PROOF OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE AND LEGAL DELIVERY PERMIT CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE forms. We then confiscated both trunks and released the Diplomat. The trunks According to section 229 subsection 31 of the International ,Commerce Regulators Code Enforcement Guidelines, your consignment lacks PROOF OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE AND LEGAL DELIVERY PERMIT CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE from the joint team of the Federal Bureau Of Investigation and Homeland Security and therefore you must contact us for direction on how to procure the two certificates, so that you can be relieved of the charges of evading tax which is a jailable offense under section 12 subsection 441 of the ? Tax Code. We will also be asking the IRS to launch an investigation of money laundering if you do not follow our instructions. You are therefore required to contact me within 72 hours on this email {agmarkamorgan1@r7.com} at that point I will walk you through the process of clearing and claiming the money. Failure to comply may lead to your arrested, interrogation and/or you being prosecuted in the Court of Law for tax evasion and or money laundering. You are also advised not to contact any bank in Africa, Europe or banking institution. Yours in service, Agent Mark A. Morgan Regional Director Federal Bureau of Investigation E-mail: agmarkamorgan1@r7.com |
05-04-2015 | #2107 |
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This is totally me....
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05-13-2015 | #2108 |
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05-14-2015 | #2109 |
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05-14-2015 | #2110 |
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thats was pretty funny
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05-27-2015 | #2111 |
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Got a good scare this morning, thought Shooter was lurking in my house....
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05-27-2015 | #2112 |
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ha!
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05-27-2015 | #2113 |
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HA HA!! I feel that every night......
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07-07-2015 | #2114 |
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07-15-2015 | #2115 |
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Seems legit....
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