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[SS]Chief · 01-19-2012

Ummm...why are they making sausage at the end?

Tagger · 01-20-2012

Ask Stephen Colbert. I have no idea. Kind of strange though.

[SS]Rator · 01-24-2012

This might be a repost, but...

Rush · 01-24-2012

[SS]Chief · 01-25-2012

Donkey Punch...awesome!

Tagger · 02-10-2012

DatGuy · 02-10-2012

I saw that last night Tag, AWESOME

[SS]Chief · 02-10-2012

Tagger is that you in the video? Very awesome...

Tagger · 02-13-2012

No. But, I'm keeping a copy of it as a "reminder to self" for when Daddy's little angel gets to that age lol. In my version, I'd use my Mossberg.

Tagger · 02-14-2012

Got this in an email today. Some of it I'm sure folks have seen before. But, it's still a good reminder if you need a pick-me-up:

If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius..
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(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC
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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas ..
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.."
--Al Gore, Vice President
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"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
-- Dan Quayle
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
-- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

AEJustin1 · 02-16-2012

LOVE THIS! but it could be my hatred for Duke haha

[SS]Chief · 02-16-2012

I would have answered the same....

[SS]Midnight · 02-16-2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tagger

No. But, I'm keeping a copy of it as a "reminder to self" for when Daddy's little angel gets to that age lol. In my version, I'd use my Mossberg.

Just saw that FB parenting vid. Awesome. THAT is parenting. More kids need parents that get involved in their kids lives. You not only have to know their friends but you need to know about their internet involvements as well.

In this day and age with the improved technology that we have over what was around 30 years ago parenting is now several times harder than it has ever been.

That man gets my respect for being a top notch dad. Bonus points for the .45 pistol parenting. BOOM!!! LAPTOP SHOT TO

!!!!

Tagger · 02-16-2012

Lucky for us, our daughter tore (yes, pulled off) 8 keys from the laptop last night. She hates technology! Yay!

DatGuy · 02-16-2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tagger

Lucky for us, our daughter tore (yes, pulled off) 8 keys from the laptop last night. She hates technology! Yay!

she must have seen what you posted about her on facebook

01-19-2012	#1786
[SS]Chief Brew Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Desert Posts: 7,070	Ummm...why are they making sausage at the end? "Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!"

01-20-2012	#1787
Tagger Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Millbrook, AL Posts: 1,402	Ask Stephen Colbert. I have no idea. Kind of strange though. _________________________ Galatians 2:20

01-25-2012	#1790
[SS]Chief Brew Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Desert Posts: 7,070	Donkey Punch...awesome! "Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!"

02-10-2012	#1791
Tagger Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Millbrook, AL Posts: 1,402	_________________________ Galatians 2:20

02-10-2012	#1793
[SS]Chief Brew Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Desert Posts: 7,070	Tagger is that you in the video? Very awesome... "Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!"

01-24-2012	#1789
Rush Goonies Never Say Die! Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,053

02-10-2012	#1792
DatGuy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 6,546	I saw that last night Tag, AWESOME

02-13-2012	#1794
Tagger Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Millbrook, AL Posts: 1,402	No. But, I'm keeping a copy of it as a "reminder to self" for when Daddy's little angel gets to that age lol. In my version, I'd use my Mossberg. _________________________ Galatians 2:20

02-14-2012	#1795
Tagger Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Millbrook, AL Posts: 1,402	Got this in an email today. Some of it I'm sure folks have seen before. But, it's still a good reminder if you need a pick-me-up: If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,, (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,, "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,, "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,, "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,, "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,, "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas .. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,, "Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,, "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.." --Al Gore, Vice President ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,, "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." -- Dan Quayle ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,, "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" --Lee Iacocca ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,, "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,, "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,, "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,, "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,, "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." -- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman _________________________ Galatians 2:20

02-16-2012	#1796
AEJustin1 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Lexington, Ky Posts: 1,232	LOVE THIS! but it could be my hatred for Duke haha If you don't stand behind our troops. Please feel free to stand in front of them... PROUD to be an AMERICAN!

02-16-2012	#1797
[SS]Chief Brew Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Desert Posts: 7,070	I would have answered the same.... "Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!"

02-16-2012	#1799
Tagger Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Millbrook, AL Posts: 1,402	Lucky for us, our daughter tore (yes, pulled off) 8 keys from the laptop last night. She hates technology! Yay! _________________________ Galatians 2:20

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