09-24-2010 | #1531 |
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed. ...She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday. If you don't stand behind our troops. Please feel free to stand in front of them... PROUD to be an AMERICAN! |
10-02-2010 | #1532 |
Lima Oscar Lima!
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10-07-2010 | #1533 |
Lima Oscar Lima!
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Not too smart hillbilly is primed as zombie food. LOAD YOUR SIDEARM YA YOKLE! LOL
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10-17-2010 | #1534 |
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"Guns don't kill people, lasers do." - Wally "I don't like repeat offenders, I like dead offenders". - Ted Nugent Born On Date: 1-30-2007 |
10-18-2010 | #1535 |
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11-03-2010 | #1537 |
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lol awesome
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11-03-2010 | #1538 |
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"Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!" |
11-04-2010 | #1539 | |
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Okay, I actually did a search and couldn't find this posted anywhere. I'm surprised as this was posted on craigslist sometime in November 2008...but it still made me 'raff.
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"Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!" |
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11-04-2010 | #1540 |
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lmfao, thats right, FREE Mc Hammer pants! Sold!
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11-08-2010 | #1542 |
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LOL what??? AWESOME!
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11-08-2010 | #1543 |
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lol, I know...
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11-12-2010 | #1544 |
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11-17-2010 | #1545 |
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http://twitpic.com/37hurc
If you dont get it, it's a Ubisoft game saying that they are waiting for Respawn Entertainment (the old IW guys) Last edited by Bassani : 11-17-2010 at 04:11 PM. |
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