04-15-2005 | #1 |
Brew Master
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Investing For Your Retirement
INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:
---------- If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan "Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!" |
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