Riddle
 

I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?



(no one is asking questions.....so....)

Either a pencil or a candle.

or...

The official answer is candle. But I see how pencil applies just as well. Pencil candle is disqualified. ....just because...:music-081:



Next one:

There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How do they manage to smoke?

No guesses? So disapointing....


They throw one cigarette overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter.

mmm, doesn't count. doesn't solve riddle. your boat is lighter, and those guys still aint smoking yet.

Probably smokin each others poles.

Ok ya that one doesn't count. It was just funny.

OK here is a real one. Logic riddle. Shouldn't be too hard:
Brothers and sisters I have none but this man's father is my father's son. Who is the man?

^ DEEZ NUTS

No it is not the promising presidential candidate.

The man who builds it doesn't need it.

The man who buys it doesn't want it.

The man who uses it doesn't know it.

What am I?

That is also the wrong answer. :)