How Bad is the Economy?
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
African television stations are now showing ' Sponsor an American Child' commercials. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. I ordered a burger at McDonald 's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. My ATM gave me an IOU. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife. I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. McDonald's is selling the ?-ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America . Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn' t afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico . Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ." When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great... The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear. And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. |
wtf? lmao!
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lmfao this is great stuff!
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hahahaha
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