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Ben Schwartz
rejectedjokes retweet by rainnwilson
Just saw a tranny driving a Hybrid and thought it was ironic.
58 minutes ago

Thought this article was funny. (what sheep consumers are)

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Study: 34% of iPhone Users Think They Already Have 4G
And the techie community collectively facepalms.

Passionate techies may be clamoring for 4G connectivity in the iPhone 5, but a facepalm-worthy percentage of existing iPhone owners think their beloved iOS phone already has it, a new study from Retrevo suggests.

Of a sample audience of more than 1,000 smartphone users surveyed last month, 34% believed their iPhone supported 4G connectivity, despite the fact that most recent model only sports a 3G antenna.

But they weren't alone; similarly, 24% of BlackBerry owners believed their devices were 4G-enabled although RIM has yet to release a 4G handset.

Interestingly, the same study found that 61% of the iPhone owners polled didn't care whether 4G services would be available in the next version of the iPhone.

Do you own a 4G-enabled device? Do you care to? Will you be buying one soon? Sound off in the comments section below.

The real kicker was the first comment in the comment section bellow:

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All of this will be a non issue, once scientists invent magic.

from here: http://jasonschreier.com/2011/07/16/...cal-questions/

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jason schreier

10 Philosophical Riddles for the Digital Age
In Media on July 16, 2011 at 4:02 pm

1. If you Google something in the forest and there’s nobody around to hear it, does Google still sell your search data to advertisers?

2. You meet two men on the road. One says, “I cannot tell a lie.” The other says, “I just texted a picture of my dick to a stranger.” Which one is telling the truth?

3. What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening — and tweets about it the whole fucking time?

4. I have two children. One is a boy born on Tuesday. What is the probability he’s already trolling for sex on 4chan?

5. Can God take a picture so embarrassing that even He can’t tag Himself in it?

6. Two barbers live in the same town. One has a terrible haircut; the other has a gorgeous one. They both have good reviews on Yelp and similar Klout scores. Which should you go to?

7. Which has better SEO, the chicken or the egg?

8. What is the least number of people that need to be in a room such that there is greater than a 50% chance that at least two of the people are currently getting spammed with Facebook birthday wall posts?

9. A gamer is travelling with a Wii, a PlayStation 3 and an Xbox 360. He comes to a river with a small boat in it. The boat can only support the gamer and one other console. If the gamer leaves the PlayStation 3 alone with the Wii, the PlayStation 3 will copy its remote. And if the gamer leaves the Xbox 360 alone with the PlayStation 3, the PlayStation 3 will be hacked. How can the gamer get all three consoles across the river?

10. Do people seriously still use Myspace?

Awesome! Wait is that you?

apologies if this has been shown in here before, i saw this on a friends fb post and laughed a little, well, a lot really. love her photos!

I would have liked it, if we had a button.

I would LOVE to do this...I wonder if this is an APP?