[SS]Grifter
04-20-2008, 12:56 PM
No kidding.
I was reading a review on this from Ain't It Cool News (http://www.aintitcool.com/), and the review had me in stitches......
"I’m not really a porn expert, (surprising, I know), so I can’t tell you if Jenna Jameson looks hotter or acts better here than in her other efforts, but for those pervs, she does get naked and shake her big fake tits a lot. She’s the alpha female zombie and has such respectable scenes as shooting ping pong balls out of her (off-camera) zombie cooter at the catty newly zombified stripper trying to take the queen zombie stripper role at the club away from her.
When those ping-pong balls merely bounce off the face of her rival, Ms. Jameson moves up to pool balls… which, when shot out of her still off-camera zombie cooter take off another zombie’s head before sending the rival zombie stripper flying across the room and into a wall.
I know this movie sounds awesome and if it would have been mostly stuff like zombie ping-pong/cue balls scenes it really would have been a good movie. But you have to get through what feels like 2 hours of well-intentioned but painful attempts at character building and some of the most horribly delivered dialogue of anything to ever see the silver screen.
There are moments to enjoy in the movie… in the “rent it and get drunk with the roommate” kind of way, but not nearly enough to make it worth suffering through the rest of the film."
I was reading a review on this from Ain't It Cool News (http://www.aintitcool.com/), and the review had me in stitches......
"I’m not really a porn expert, (surprising, I know), so I can’t tell you if Jenna Jameson looks hotter or acts better here than in her other efforts, but for those pervs, she does get naked and shake her big fake tits a lot. She’s the alpha female zombie and has such respectable scenes as shooting ping pong balls out of her (off-camera) zombie cooter at the catty newly zombified stripper trying to take the queen zombie stripper role at the club away from her.
When those ping-pong balls merely bounce off the face of her rival, Ms. Jameson moves up to pool balls… which, when shot out of her still off-camera zombie cooter take off another zombie’s head before sending the rival zombie stripper flying across the room and into a wall.
I know this movie sounds awesome and if it would have been mostly stuff like zombie ping-pong/cue balls scenes it really would have been a good movie. But you have to get through what feels like 2 hours of well-intentioned but painful attempts at character building and some of the most horribly delivered dialogue of anything to ever see the silver screen.
There are moments to enjoy in the movie… in the “rent it and get drunk with the roommate” kind of way, but not nearly enough to make it worth suffering through the rest of the film."