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[SS]Blitz
10-21-2005, 10:21 PM
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today
2. There is no limit
3. They taste just like chicken
4. They don't like beer, pickups, Harley Davidson's, country music or Jesus
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt




This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.
[SS]Steve-O
10-22-2005, 10:19 AM
Originally posted by [SS]Blitz
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today
2. There is no limit
3. They taste just like chicken
4. They don't like beer, pickups, Harley Davidson's, country music or Jesus
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt




This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.


HAHAHA, WAIT that means snake will be going.bigcry2
[SS]Vapid
10-22-2005, 12:58 PM
Snake would kick some serious ass.
Mech16xx
10-23-2005, 01:41 PM
Common guys be ncie.. or they might shoot you and put you in a pot.