[SS]Chief
05-30-2005, 08:44 PM
I was on another board today and I read this about the simpson's and how they've never aged over the 350+ episodes and how it would only make sense if every episode equaled a day or two.. but if that was true, homer had a new job every couple days or so... then it morphed into, How many jobs has homer had, and here we are... this is a list I found from googling it on the net... i'm sure its missing some, so help me filling the list... just use the quote thingy and add any that are missing... for some reason this really interests me...
1. Nuclear Power Plant Safety Inspector
2. Nuclear Power Plant Technical Supervisor
3. Gulp-n-Blow Waiter
4. Freak Show Participant
5. Mr. Burns' Assistant
6. SlashCo Door-to-Door Salesman (Handle first!)
7. Grave digger
8. Voice of Poochie the Dog
9. Bowl-o-rama Employee
10. Miniature Golf Course Employee
11. Monorail Conductor
12. Dog training school bait
13. Astronaut
14. Krusty the Klown double
15. Kwik-e-mart Employee
16. Blackjack Dealer
17. Bootlegger
18. Sugar Salesman
19. Simpson and Son Revitalizing Tonic Salesperson
20. Boxer
21. Carnie
22. Safety Protester
23. Singer in the B Sharps
24. Mascot for the Springfield Isotopes (Dancin' Homer)
25. Mr. Plow proprietor (plowing business)
26. Teacher of Marriage Class
27. Lurleen Lumpkin's manager
28. Big Brother to Pepi
29. Chili Taster
30. Owner of the Denver Broncos (Best Job Ever,though it really was just a wrap up and not a job)
31. Naval Officer
32. Housesitter
33. Telemarketer
34. Informant for the IRS
35. Car Designer for Powell Motors
36. Cypress Creek Plant Supervisor
37. Sanitation Commissioner
38. Selling grease to a grease recycling plant.
39. Junior Vice-President (CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet, his own short-lived company)
40. Owner (ZiffCorp)
41. Mayoral bodyguard
42. Mayor (New Springfield)
43. Guard (Springfield Juvenile Correctional Facility)
44. Chief of Police
45. Owner, private security firm (SpringShield)
46. Sugar smuggler (Motherloving Sugar Corp.)
47. Farmer
48.ToMacco salesman
49. Candle maker (Ye Olde Candlemaker, Olde Springfield Towne)
50. Attack-dog trainer (Pitiless Pup Attack Dog School)
51. Inventor (eg. automatic hammer, 6-legged chair,makeup shotgun,
52. Oil-rig worker
53. Celebrity assistant (Basinger/Baldwin)
54. Mountain climber (Murderhorn)
55. League bowler (Pin-Pals)
56. Bowling alley assistant/Pin monkey (Bowl-o-rama)
57. Mini-golf assistant (Sir Putts-A-Lot)
58. Missionary
59. Baby proofer (Wee Care)
60. Union Boss (Intl. Union of Pastry Chefs, Jazz Dancers, and Nuclear
61. Chauffeur/Limo driver (Classy Joe's)
62. Freelance ambulance driver
63. Actor (SAG name, "Homer Jay Simpson")
64. Talk Show Host (Homer Simpson Show)
65. Drug Spokesman (Viagrogain)
66. Fortune Cookie fortune-writer
67. Food critic (Springfield Shopper)
68. Movie Producer (Mr. Smith Goes To Washington remake)
69. Entertainment manager - Animal (Suds McDuff)
70. Mall Santa Claus
71. Superhero (the Pie Man)
72. Mr. X
73. Super Bowl Halftime Show Co-Director (with Ned Flanders)
74. Minister ordained by the ePiscopal Church (First just gay marriage but then pretty much anything 'real')
75. Film Festival Judge in place of Martin Scorsese
76. Bartender (he took over Moe's Bar when Moe went to his mentor to clear his head)
77. Pinch hitter* (he pinch hit for Darryl Strawberry)
* this was for the company softball team, but nonetheless he was a pinch hitter for a mlb player.
Let me know if I missed any...I mean damn 75 Jobs!
EDIT: I found two more...damn...
1. Nuclear Power Plant Safety Inspector
2. Nuclear Power Plant Technical Supervisor
3. Gulp-n-Blow Waiter
4. Freak Show Participant
5. Mr. Burns' Assistant
6. SlashCo Door-to-Door Salesman (Handle first!)
7. Grave digger
8. Voice of Poochie the Dog
9. Bowl-o-rama Employee
10. Miniature Golf Course Employee
11. Monorail Conductor
12. Dog training school bait
13. Astronaut
14. Krusty the Klown double
15. Kwik-e-mart Employee
16. Blackjack Dealer
17. Bootlegger
18. Sugar Salesman
19. Simpson and Son Revitalizing Tonic Salesperson
20. Boxer
21. Carnie
22. Safety Protester
23. Singer in the B Sharps
24. Mascot for the Springfield Isotopes (Dancin' Homer)
25. Mr. Plow proprietor (plowing business)
26. Teacher of Marriage Class
27. Lurleen Lumpkin's manager
28. Big Brother to Pepi
29. Chili Taster
30. Owner of the Denver Broncos (Best Job Ever,though it really was just a wrap up and not a job)
31. Naval Officer
32. Housesitter
33. Telemarketer
34. Informant for the IRS
35. Car Designer for Powell Motors
36. Cypress Creek Plant Supervisor
37. Sanitation Commissioner
38. Selling grease to a grease recycling plant.
39. Junior Vice-President (CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet, his own short-lived company)
40. Owner (ZiffCorp)
41. Mayoral bodyguard
42. Mayor (New Springfield)
43. Guard (Springfield Juvenile Correctional Facility)
44. Chief of Police
45. Owner, private security firm (SpringShield)
46. Sugar smuggler (Motherloving Sugar Corp.)
47. Farmer
48.ToMacco salesman
49. Candle maker (Ye Olde Candlemaker, Olde Springfield Towne)
50. Attack-dog trainer (Pitiless Pup Attack Dog School)
51. Inventor (eg. automatic hammer, 6-legged chair,makeup shotgun,
52. Oil-rig worker
53. Celebrity assistant (Basinger/Baldwin)
54. Mountain climber (Murderhorn)
55. League bowler (Pin-Pals)
56. Bowling alley assistant/Pin monkey (Bowl-o-rama)
57. Mini-golf assistant (Sir Putts-A-Lot)
58. Missionary
59. Baby proofer (Wee Care)
60. Union Boss (Intl. Union of Pastry Chefs, Jazz Dancers, and Nuclear
61. Chauffeur/Limo driver (Classy Joe's)
62. Freelance ambulance driver
63. Actor (SAG name, "Homer Jay Simpson")
64. Talk Show Host (Homer Simpson Show)
65. Drug Spokesman (Viagrogain)
66. Fortune Cookie fortune-writer
67. Food critic (Springfield Shopper)
68. Movie Producer (Mr. Smith Goes To Washington remake)
69. Entertainment manager - Animal (Suds McDuff)
70. Mall Santa Claus
71. Superhero (the Pie Man)
72. Mr. X
73. Super Bowl Halftime Show Co-Director (with Ned Flanders)
74. Minister ordained by the ePiscopal Church (First just gay marriage but then pretty much anything 'real')
75. Film Festival Judge in place of Martin Scorsese
76. Bartender (he took over Moe's Bar when Moe went to his mentor to clear his head)
77. Pinch hitter* (he pinch hit for Darryl Strawberry)
* this was for the company softball team, but nonetheless he was a pinch hitter for a mlb player.
Let me know if I missed any...I mean damn 75 Jobs!
EDIT: I found two more...damn...