Elevator

[[SS]Chief]

An Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall.They were amazed by, almost, everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart & then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy & his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls & pressed a button. The walls opened & the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed & the boy & his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number & then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again & a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out. The father said quietly to his son, "Go get your mother."