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[SS]Chief
04-26-2005, 03:53 PM
One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a Nursing Home. On the front lawn were six old ladies laying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same Nursing Home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager.

"Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"

"Yeah," he said. "They're retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale."