Things You Learn from Video Games...

[[SS]MILF[r]]

Things You Learn from Video Games...
- There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force.
- If it moves, DESTROY IT!
- Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training.
- One lone "good guy" can defeat an infinite number of "bad guys".
- Make sure you eat all food lying on the ground.
- You can break things and get away with it.
- You can push other vehicles off the road and get away with it.
- If someone dies, they disappear.
- If you get mad enough, you can fight even better.
- You can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough quarters.
- You can operate all weapons without training.
- No matter how long you fight, you can always fight again.
- Death is reversible (only for you!).
- Ninjas are common and frequently fight in public. (my personal favorite)
- Whenever big fat mean guys are about to croak, they begin flashing red or yellow.
- You never run out of ammunition, just grenades.
- All women wear revealing clothes and have great bodies.
- Shoot everything. If it blows up or dies, it was bad.
- Don't worry if you vehicle crashes and explodes. A new vehicle will appear in its place.
- A thousand-to-one odds against you is NOT a problem.

[[SS]Snakebite]

... a few to add for 'online' version games

- LAG is your worst enemy, he is also invisble, untouchable and attacks constantly
- everyone is a Noob and every weapon you pick is a Noob one
- you can die from a fatal gunshot to the foot or hand
- you can kill a team mate for getting on your nerves and not be court-marshalled
- if you are the last man alive against 8 terrorists with full ammo, the bomb planted at your base with 5 seconds left to diffuse, you have 'no' ammo, and they just spotted you...... you can turn the power off and go get a pizza or something
- "camping" has nothing to do with a tent and hotdogs
- there are no POW's, everyone dies as soon as they're spotted
- hostages always wear bright blue vests and hats so terrorist snipers don't have trouble finding them
- your gun 'magically' picks up ammo just by running over a dead body

[[SS]MILF[r]]

LOL...those are GREAT!

[Badger]

Classic humor at its best, thanks for the laughs guys.

Perhaps there could be another one.

If you happen to put a mic infront of someone's face at one point in time they will sound like they are trying out for American Idol.

[Lgndkllr777]

LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lol those were funny... yea...

[PAPA]

I have that poster in my office... it's great!