75R Airborne
08-15-2004, 09:09 PM
I love this country! Instant jokes; just add headlines!
I don't know where these are from (Letterman?), but does it really matter?
In case you live under a rock, last week NJ Gov James McGreevey came out of the closet, and admitted to giving his underqualified boyfriend a job in the state department of homeland security.
Top 10 NJ Governor James McGreevey Jokes:
10. NJ State Bird: Swallow
9. NJ Turnpike has been renamed "Hershey Highway"
8. NJ raises terror alert level to "Lavender"
7. We know he didn't like Bush, but this is ridiculous.
6. Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed "polling" so much.
5. What does McGreevey and the Israeli Navy have in common? Jewish Seamen
4. New Jersey DMV to now call rear end accidents "a McGreevey"
3. Gives new meaning to "stuffing the ballot box".
2. Star Ledger headline: "McGreevey goes down"
1. It shouldn't take McGreevey long to get out of the Governor's mansion, he's already got his shit packed!
I don't know where these are from (Letterman?), but does it really matter?
In case you live under a rock, last week NJ Gov James McGreevey came out of the closet, and admitted to giving his underqualified boyfriend a job in the state department of homeland security.
Top 10 NJ Governor James McGreevey Jokes:
10. NJ State Bird: Swallow
9. NJ Turnpike has been renamed "Hershey Highway"
8. NJ raises terror alert level to "Lavender"
7. We know he didn't like Bush, but this is ridiculous.
6. Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed "polling" so much.
5. What does McGreevey and the Israeli Navy have in common? Jewish Seamen
4. New Jersey DMV to now call rear end accidents "a McGreevey"
3. Gives new meaning to "stuffing the ballot box".
2. Star Ledger headline: "McGreevey goes down"
1. It shouldn't take McGreevey long to get out of the Governor's mansion, he's already got his shit packed!