Riddle

[[SS]Midnight]

I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?



(no one is asking questions.....so....)

[[SS]SportoFu]

Either a pencil or a candle.

[[SS]Rator]

or...

http://odlco.s3.amazonaws.com/69/penciltable-lead__lead.jpg

[[SS]Midnight]

The official answer is candle. But I see how pencil applies just as well. Pencil candle is disqualified. ....just because...:music-081:



Next one:

There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How do they manage to smoke?

[[SS]Midnight]

No guesses? So disapointing....


They throw one cigarette overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter.

[[SS]Rator]

mmm, doesn't count. doesn't solve riddle. your boat is lighter, and those guys still aint smoking yet.

[[SS]SportoFu]

Probably smokin each others poles.

[[SS]Midnight]

Ok ya that one doesn't count. It was just funny.

OK here is a real one. Logic riddle. Shouldn't be too hard:
Brothers and sisters I have none but this man's father is my father's son. Who is the man?

[[SS]Showstoper]

^ DEEZ NUTS

[[SS]Midnight]

No it is not the promising presidential candidate (http://seasnipers.net/forums/showthread.php?t=16427&highlight=deez+nuts).

[[SS]CJ]

The man who builds it doesn't need it.

The man who buys it doesn't want it.

The man who uses it doesn't know it.

What am I?

[[SS]Midnight]

That is also the wrong answer. :)